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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 7:34 pm

It is obvious that we don't have the same humor as the other.
Im more of a old scottish geek Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 7:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 7:06 pm

its not really samus naked tho
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 7:05 pm

LOL HERES A GOOD ONE http://samusnaked.ytmnd.com/
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 4:20 pm

oh and all these jokes suck no offense What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed May 14, 2008 4:18 pm

Hey ummm chaos you can find the mando one on www.makermod.com but we all like lugor right??? Btw i wont play jk3 that much cause im a mapper on eaw (Empire At War) Smile sry guys
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon May 12, 2008 4:02 pm

Found another one:

A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.

So he says; "What's all this about?"

She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".

To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up." She replies!

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon May 12, 2008 7:18 am

And my personal favourite:

What do you call 6 weeks of rain in Scotland ?

Summer geek

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon May 12, 2008 7:17 am

And I found some Scottish jokes, I love the scotts Very Happy

Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.

When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!"

"Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.

"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"




The average Englishman, in his home he calls his castle, puts on his national costume - A shabby Raincoat patented by Charles MacIntosh of Glasgow, Scotland.

He drives a car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland.

At the office he recieves his mail with adhearive stamps which, although they bear the queen of England's head, were invented by John Chambers of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone, Invented by Alexander Graham Bell of Edinburgh, Scotland.

At home in the evening he watches his daughter ride her bicycle, invented by Kilpatrick MacMillan, A Blacksmith from Dumfries, Scotland.

He watches the news on television which was invented by John Logie Baird of Helensburough Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
He has now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authourised it's translation.

No where can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots, he could take to drink but the Scots make the finest in the world, he could take a rifle and end it all but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table, being injected with Penicillin, discovered by Alexander Flemming of Darvel, Scotland, and given an aneasthetic, discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the aneasthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank Of England which was founded by William Patterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

Perhaps his only hope would be to get a transfusion of good SCOTTISH blood

LOL lol! geek
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon May 12, 2008 7:04 am

I know the madalorian joke from Kotor
it goes like this:

"There are two Mandalorians out in the woods. One of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other Mandalorian takes out his communicator and contacts his commander. He gasps: "My partner has collapsed! I don't know what to do!" After a moment, the commander responds: "Calm down. I can help. First let's make sure your partner is dead." There is a silence then a blaster shot is heard. Back on the communicator, the Mandalorian says: "Okay, now what?""

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat May 10, 2008 11:02 pm

Yay I Got My Idea TO Work! Thx Del. Anyways ill find some good jokes.
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PostSubject: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat May 10, 2008 8:04 am

ummm i dont know many scratch !---Someone start them off Idea
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