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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:05 pm

Some funny stuff has been said here lmao of we only knew back then xD

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:46 pm

What?

What kind of stupid question is that?!

I AM a happy clan-member on the server!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g5kTp8kxHeQ/SKu8QgMRisI/AAAAAAAAD4Q/xrfLwqttTGU/s400/selbstmord-katze.jpg

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:00 pm

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PostSubject: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:20 pm

i got one Luke Skywalker Join the Darkside We give free Dark chocolate! luke: really? vader:yes we do bring me the dark chocolate
(brings the chocolate Spits it out HEY WHO PUT EAR WAX IN MY CHOCOLATE uses choke on storm trooper and throws him off SORRY!!!!! all the way down and behind the crates han solo is snickering Smile LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:44 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eim5jLlEPYI

everybodoy knows this song... but nobody knows what happend after...
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:44 pm

LÖL how true
good girls go to heaven bad girls everywhere
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:21 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! MEGA!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:03 am

We are only VACATION ?That guy was right ! Very Happy
And just one joke for you all:
3 young women died in an accident and went to the Heaven.They meet ST. Peter and he says:So tell me about you life so i will be able to accept you here or send you in the hell.
The 1st woman says:I was a good woman i wasnt smoking or drinking and i never deceived my husbund.ST. Peter says: "take the heaven keys and enter"Then the 2nd woman says :I was a good woman i wasmnt smoking or drinking but i deceived my husband once.ST. Peter says: "take the heaven keys and enter"And then the 3rd says:I was drinking i was smoking and i was deceiving my husband.ST. Peter says:"Take my house keys and go there i will come i 5 minutes" lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:24 pm

LoL Free Big red country HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WE LIKE BEER :DDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:02 pm

hey watch im crying of that.

If u already saw this or dont like it u wont get a compensation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUfMQz-vWJ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOPil9ABUg
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sun May 31, 2009 3:41 pm

~~~~LoL nice jokes Ilildian.

here is good video about how Estonians "see" the Yurop Very Happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgqXGu_gTQ
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:21 pm

After Anakin is done dueling with Dooku, he says, "Very good, let me give you a hand."

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."

Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.

Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:47 pm

There are 2 lazy guys camping in a tent.Suddenly a thief breaks in and steals the pillow of the one and the guy says : catch him Nick he will escape.
And Nick says : he will be back for the blanket then we'll catch him... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:10 pm

LOL thats sooo freeking true!!!!
thats tipical scots :p
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:45 pm

another? oh all right, since u all like em so much. this is a classic,read it!!!


so there is a scott and an irish that are neighbors one day the scot finds an egg in his yard. the irish man comes over and says "ey! thas my egg u stole laddy!! alien " the scot retorts, well it wus in me yard lassy! lol! " so the irish says"well i got a way to settle this. we each give the other a wee kik in the jewels and whoever takes the longest to recover loses." the scot says "fine LASSY" Laughing so the irish get a BIG STEEL TOED BOOT and kiks the scot in the nuts Twisted Evil Sad Shocked affraid Suspect Crying or Very sad No . the irish times it, and it took the scot 30 mins to get up(um,OW?). so the scot says "okay, now its my tearn!" then the irish says, "ah, keep the egg"





lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!




scratch didnt get it? the irish put the egg in his yard so he could kik the scot in the nuts! scratch



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:55 am

HOLY CRAP LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
"last thing I saw was a flying refridgerator" holy crap LOL
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:42 pm

all right so three ppl die and go to heaven, to see st. Peter waiting. he says "sorry heaven is full, but if you had a bad enuf death we will let u in.". so the first man says "well i got home and saw that my wife had been raped, so i looked out on the porch to c a pair of hands holding on. i figure "hey im on the 25th story of this building he falls and he will die Twisted Evil
so i then step on his hands to no avail. i then proceed to get a sledehammer and WHAM! he then falls into a tree and i think he broke every bone in his body, but to be sure, i threw my refridgerator on him Razz . then i felt so bad about the whole thing i sot myself."

'you may enter" said peter. then the second man approaches:"well i wus watering my plants on the 25th floor of my apartment building, when i slipped. luckily i caught myself on the porch of the 25th story. i called for help, then someone starting stepping on my hands Crying or Very sad and THEN HE GOT A HAMMER! Shocked . i fell into a tree and broke every bone in my body, and the last thing i saw was a flying refridgerator No
peter says"you may enter"

the third guy retorts "imagine you just raped a woman and you were thrown 25 stories in a flying refridgerator"



lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


i got tons more! i didnt look em up, i learned them. I AM JOKE KING!!!! jocolor king








confused dont get it? the man in the fridge raped the wife!! (laugh!)


plz comment my genious!!!! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:16 am

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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:54 pm

LÖL?
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PostSubject: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:50 pm

One day I fought with Lucifer and I killed him and he was very angry Evil or Very Mad and he....

Lucifer said to me :
-"Go to Hell,go to Hell,
I want to see you burn in Hell!"

...and I said:
-"I should go to hell,to burn in hell,
But you are already burning in hell..."

...and then he was more angry and he attacked me and like everytime he failed..... Arrow he's a fool
Very Happy Smile I'm the king
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:23 pm

Guys, do you like cats? If yeah than check this out!!! YOU GONNA DIE FRON LAUGHTING!!! lol!

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg&feature=related
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:53 pm

LOL ALCOHOL GETS YOU THROUGH LIFE LOLZ
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PostSubject: Re: JOKEs jokeS JokEs   Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:11 pm

Spiders like drug¾¾¾zz.... What a Face

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